Two and one half badgers, please

I'll eat them here, WHACK! DING LING!!!

OH NOOOZ!!!

Received the following today from SPAMWORLD.COM. Although I must admit, I wasn't aware we'd all been assigned spam-sending quotas. All this time, I could have been spamming freely as long as I observed my quota. Who knew?

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As there was no "step below" included in the email, I have no recourse but to comply with their request.

What could go wrong?*

*To be read in trademarked Scaryduck faux navité** naivete stylee.

**Who has stolen my brain?

Translation available...

For Audrey

Who loves ya, baby?

Wrath of Owl

Seen on Belgian Waffle:

Reynen: Owl in box

True dat

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What?

Some guy discusses his sex life on air, her employer airs it and (unbeknownst to her) isn't properly licensed and SHE gets sentenced to lashes? Will someone please explain this to me?

http://www.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUSTRE59N1H520091024

Happy birthday, Dad. You would have been 97 years old today. Still miss you, even after 13 years.

Dedicated to that most wonderful time of the year... Hallowe'en!

Ah! My Favourite Costume… was also the easiest. Last minute invite to a Halloween party. What to do? The kids were big enough that their costumes worked for me. I chose the one from “Scream” – black hooded caftan-style thingy with the big white mask. Which, I discovered, looks REALLY spooky if you tilt your head to the side very, very, very s-l-o-w-l-y…
I went to my friends’ house and refused to speak. In reality, I was looking for the hostess and wanted to do the head tilt thingy first before I identified myself. Unbeknownest to me, she had died her hair red (was a blond) and had it teased all crazy-like as part of a witch costume. So… I couldn’t find her.
While I was wandering around through the party looking for her (big house, lots of guests, took a while), people kept asking her husband who the heck that creepy non-speaking person was. He finally came up to me and said, in a very stern tone, “Okay, WHO ARE YOU??!” I think he was genuinely scared, which was particularly funny as I’m 5′2″ and he’s 6′4″ and a former football player. He could squat me in a second. I growled, “Where’s Wife’s Name?” and he pointed her out. Once I’d done my head tilt, I tipped the mask back and they all laughed like sillies, because I am pretty harmless. Of course, with the mask on, I could have been any crazy and armed, for all they knew.
Later that night, I was awarded the prize for scariest costume. OoooooOOOOoooOOOOooo!

What has been your favourite costume?